His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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