maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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