I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
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