these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
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