I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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