Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
