He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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