i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
My ATM looks so different sober.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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