I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
God gave him joint rollers for hands
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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