Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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