Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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