I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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