Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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