She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
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