let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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