I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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