I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
