The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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