hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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