is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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