how can u be prego again
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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