She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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