Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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