Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
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