i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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