What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
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