You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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