guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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