Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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