i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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