You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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