sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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