Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
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