We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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