No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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