I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
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He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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