I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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