It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
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