So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
My penis needs a shock collar
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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