she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Randomize
