i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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