Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
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