...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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