Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
