If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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