physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
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