well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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