After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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