I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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