The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I won't apologize to a one balled man
But break dance skills will only take you so far
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
