there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
i think i just naturally attract stoners
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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